- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

being sober in a bar fight

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Click here for free sandwich.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??