why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Hello penis

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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