- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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