- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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