- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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