- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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