Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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