Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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