What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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