- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

whats up and also down? your mum

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

speak now or forever hold your pee

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