- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

John lazzaro likes dick

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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