- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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