- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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