- Anti Joke

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.