Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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