Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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