- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

I literally died laughing

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

whats green and lives in the water

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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