- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Cheese

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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