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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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