your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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