- Anti Joke

Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.