When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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womans having rights.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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