- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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