- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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