jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

kennah campion when she talks

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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