- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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