- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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