- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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