What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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