- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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