Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

I hate blackniggers

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

being sober in a bar fight

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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