- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

I C U P White stuff

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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