- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

A American seeking into mexico

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Fuck off!

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