When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

38 studio's new game... Finance City

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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