What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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