- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What is the name of the car? What

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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