- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

my wife came out of the kitchen....

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Barbara Streisand

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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