- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

8--------------------- penis

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Bob Saget

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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