- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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