The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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