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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What? Huh?

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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