- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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