- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why is this joke funny It isn't

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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