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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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