- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

John Cena for president

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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