- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

cory is gay

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Who's on first? Garvey.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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