Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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