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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

a black man walks out of popeyes

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

a black man walks out of popeyes

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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