- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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i saw amango it splootered

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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