What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What is your bill about? Clinton

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

I am a mime

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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