- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

A muslim paints Mohammed

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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