- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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