why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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