- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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