What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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