What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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9/11 my birthday

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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