NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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kennah campion when she talks

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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