- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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