what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Antijokes...

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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