A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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