So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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