Adam Chebali is awesome

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

I hate blackniggers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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