- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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