- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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