- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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