- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

whats a joke

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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