- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

The holocaust

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

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