Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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My cat just died.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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